masculinity as it exists is terrible as a social construct. you know what we should make manly? snappy dressers.

and I’m not talking to about expensive clothing, I’m talking about your ability to make a $20 outfit from wal*mart work, I’m talking about making yourself so hot that even women want to get fashion advice from you, I’m talking about men so virile they can dress themselves from a 2 to a 10.

outfits so hot that people just want to rip them off you so you don’t die of heatstroke